This is the result of telling Lucy to "Go get dressed before you go outside."
Her logic isn't that far off. It was a hundred degrees. We have lots of things that can bite and sting as eveidenced by the 4ft rattlesnake skin we found and the 4ft whipsnake that tried to take up residence in our garage but is now rotting in our garbage can.
Still if that isn't an outfit that screams to neighbors, "Call CPS!" I don't know what is.